Previously, I purchased season passes to Six Flags for my and the 3 oldest kids. We live only 15 minutes from a Six Flags theme park, and I know I will get my monies worth taking the kids there and the water park! Well, Sunday, our free parking pass (free if you bought 4 season passes) had to be activated, or would expire. Of course, I did not realize this until the day of.
So, off the Six Flags me and the older 3 went. Of course when we got there, the line for season passes was from us to Timbuktu. Everyone else in the state of New Jersey just realized it was the last day as well. So we stood, and stood, and stood… you get the point. 2 hours of standing.
While we were in line, I hear the gentleman behind me say in a very surprised voice, “Is that a finger?!?!” Almost to the point of a yell. I turned and looked to see what the dismay was, and he pointed at my oldest and said again, “IS THAT A FINGER?!?!”
I looked at Deston, he looked at me, embarrassed, and afraid he was going to get into trouble, a guilty as charged look on his face.
Slowly, he pulls his hand out of his pocket, sure enough there was a finger inside. A fake one, from our Halloween Birthday party.
All I could do was bust out laughing. In fact, I am still laughing as I type this up. Why on earth would he have this fake finger in his pocket? How long has he been carrying a fake finger in his pocket? WHY? Gross.
Answer this, You Know You’re A Mom When….